(after her second day of school, in the car on the way home)
Princess: "Mom, I don't like my teachers, they are really mean!"
Me: "What do you mean, that your teachers are mean?"
Princess: "They won't let me do whatever I want."
Me: "Oh, I see."
Princess: "And, Mom? They won't let me pick my nose."
(oh, the NERVE of those teachers!)