Kids say the Darndest Things

(after her second day of school, in the car on the way home)

Princess: "Mom, I don't like my teachers, they are really mean!"

Me: "What do you mean, that your teachers are mean?"

Princess: "They won't let me do whatever I want."

Me: "Oh, I see."

Princess: "And, Mom? They won't let me pick my nose."

(oh, the NERVE of those teachers!)